Dear Little Girls,
I recently noticed all the toy commercials geared towards you advertising dolls that pee & poop.
You CAN be anything you want to be, I just hope you aspire to greater things than wiping child butt for a living.
The worst part of this advertisement: "What will it be: puppy poo or puppy pee?"
Little girls, I know that at your tender age you look forward to a time when you will be in the position to nurture another living creature.
I urge you to rethink this desire.
When you reach your twenties, you'll actually avoid things that need your assistance peeing and pooping. Like babies, and puppies, and the elderly...