Scene: In the living room with my brother & his girlfriend. Girlfriend comes from the kitchen with a popsicle still in its wrapper.
Ray: Is that another tampon? Girlfriend: It's a popsicle, you ass. Ray: I'm just asking because the one I found in your bathroom the other day was fucking huge. Me: haha. What did I miss? Ray: Kelly's got a cavernous vagina. Girlfriend: No, shut up. They were regular sized tampons but he didn't know they come in applicators so he was all,
"Why's it so long?" Ray: *whispers* Cavernous Vagina.