Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Cavernous


Scene: In the living room with my brother & his girlfriend. Girlfriend comes from the kitchen with a popsicle still in its wrapper.

Ray: Is that another tampon?
Girlfriend: It's a popsicle, you ass.
Ray: I'm just asking because the one I found in your bathroom the other day was fucking huge.
Me: haha. What did I miss?
Ray: Kelly's got a cavernous vagina.
Girlfriend: No, shut up. They were regular sized tampons but he didn't know they come in applicators so he was all,
"Why's it so long?"
Ray: *whispers* Cavernous Vagina.

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