I am not taking my life seriously enough, I said.
Fatty has lately been doing this thing where she'll end sentences with, "I said."
I'm almost positive that every time she does this, she's never actually said the thing she's claiming to have already said.
I asked her once if she were narrating herself.
"Maybe I am, Maybe I'm not."
This could all be a clever Fatty ruse to see how much attention I pay when we talk.
Or she could be a mumbler.
Or she might be narrating herself.
Anyway, I was just narrating myself. Just then. That first sentence.
Because that's how serious I am about this.
That concept deserves narrating.
I am not taking my life seriously enough.