My boyfriend has a hi top.
He's a total babe but it detracts from his overall handsomeness.
High tops are horrible. On everyone. The only people that like them are:
--radical Black supremacists;
& I was thinking about hi tops today.
Some famous high tops throughout history & pop culture:
a. Bride of Frankenstein:
My grandmother on my mom's side included.
I guess it was popular in their time.
b. Marge Simpson
c. Gerald from "Hey, Arnold!"
d. Don King
e. Amy Winehouse
f. Classic Troll dolls
h. Gozer from Ghostbusters 1
i. washed up NBA players. (no picture needed, there are far too many to pick just one).
j. David Bowie
But let's not forget; David Bowie still managed to marry Iman. So who really got the last laugh?
So...babe, if you're reading this,
what I'm trying to say is you're in odd company: most of these people are fictional characters, women, fictional characters who are women, and token Black men.
& David Bowie.
somehow you manage to pull it off.
& even though I'm keeping my fingers crossed that you'll shave it off, you're still the best damn little spoon there ever was.